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DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	743	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	641
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	982
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!