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NapCraft Minecraft Server

at-home test, Breathe Right strips, Communication, earplugs, Frustration, husband’s naps, in-person sleep study, lack of sleep, MIL, Minecraft, mouth tape, nap time, Napcraft, physical anger, relationship conflicts, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep quality, sleep study, Snoring

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	172

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6383	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9850	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Votes:	1156
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Animals Bred:	186	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2546	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ores Mined:	2880	Dragon Eggs Found:	4667
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!