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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	893

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4427
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	6502	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	147
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Votes:	532
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?