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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4373 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.