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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	4246
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Enchantments Applied:	106	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	297	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

auto saves, backup, Communication, distraction, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gaming, ghost of tsushima, husband, HusbandInterruptedAITAH, interruption, overreacting, Quitting, redoing, sensory input, starting over, Storyline, stress, tutorial

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, attentiveness, Caring, Communication, consideration, CraftyChicksLoveBlocks, Empathy, Gestures, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Men, mindfulness, relationships, Respect, romance, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5525
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!