Valorados Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Votes:	2465
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4580	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Farms Harvested:	579
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	8073	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	5511

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?