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CraftySILNoAskMeLOL

aita, Apology, Baby name, brother, Communication, confusion, CraftySILNoAskMeLOL, DEADNAME, family dinner, family dynamics, ftm transgender, Honesty, LGBTQ, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Norah, SIL, sister-in-law, speaking up, Telling, transgender rights

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as our epic builds! Join us for a chance to witness sibling squabbles over baby names, like the infamous case of Norah the Deadname. Will Norah’s brother and SIL ever come to an agreement? Will Norah ever forgive them for considering using his old name for their child? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure hunts, where players can search for diamonds while dodging angry llamas. And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a special prize!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become a part of our wacky community!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, confusion, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, nonsense, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, Unexplainable, unfathomable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

BlockBusterFlicks

all-time favorite, BlockBusterFlicks, bucket list, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, essential films, essential viewing, film, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see films, must watch, must watch list, must-watch movies, recommended, Timeless, Top Picks, unforgettable

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie recommendations? Well, come join our Minecraft server and watch the ultimate cinematic masterpiece unfold before your very eyes! Our server is like a never-ending movie marathon where you are the star of the show. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic rescues of lost sheep, every moment is a blockbuster hit waiting to happen. So why watch a movie when you can live one on our server? Join now for the most thrilling movie experience of your life!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Next Move

advancement, border conflict, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Move, next steps, Politics, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region in minecraft!! we got ukraine soldiers riding on pigs with diamond swords, ready to take on the russian army of creepers and skeletons. join us for the ultimate battle of east vs west, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos, because who knows what crazy adventures await in this wild and wacky world!

PreggoCraft: IV RemdeSlayCoV2

antiviral, coronavirus, Covid-19, drug safety, Healthcare, Insights, intravenous remdesivir, maternal health, Medical research, medication, Medicine, pharmacokinetics, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, RemdeSlayCoV2, research, Safety, SARS-CoV-2, study, Treatment, viral infection

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie villagers with diamond swords while riding on the backs of giant spiders. it’s like a rave party, but with more explosions and less glow sticks.

plus, we have this super rare potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting on the lava pits.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe a few broken bones from falling off the roller coaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

ObsidianCommunity

Survival, Survival Creative Mini games Skyblock Towny Factions Roleplay Economy Pixelmon Vanilla Adventure Prison RPG PvP Whitelist Hardcore Spigot Tekkit Feed the Beast Hexxit, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Obsidian Community! Obsidian Community is a thriving, 24/7 modded Minecraft server dedicated to facilitating a fun and friendly environment for players of all experience levels.

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🌎 Earth Diplomacy Gone Wrong! Join DiplomaticaMC for Towny, Politics, and Chaos with a Non-P2W Gold Economy! 🏛️

#announcement, 1:500, building, Chaos, Diplomacy, DiplomaticaMC, Discord, Discord to Minecraft, Dungeon, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, INFORMATION, Join, non-p2w, Nonp2w, Player Base, Politics, Rank Subscriptions, rare items, rule, Server store, smp, Staff-built, Towny, Unique Tools, wrong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is diplomaticamc.com
What version of Minecraft is supported?	The server supports version 1.20.4+
What is the economy system on the server?	The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, used for creating towns and countries via Towny.
Are there updates and new features regularly added?	Yes, there are custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented to provide a different experience each time.
How can I support the server?	You can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.

FriendZone Minecraft Server

Companionship, Friends, friendship, friendship bond, friendship circle, friendship community, friendship forever, friendship goals, friendship journey, friendship squad, friendship vibes, friendzone, hello, Loneliness, making connections, Minecraft, new friends, reaching out, seeking friends, Server, socializing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a rare unicorn mount that could fly through the skies and shoot rainbow lasers at their enemies! Talk about a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the animals can talk. Imagine having a conversation with a chatty cow while munching on a delicious cookie – only on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out in epic duels using only rubber chickens as weapons. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve defeated your opponent with a squeaky rubber chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and conquer the wackiest world you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper92 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the chickens wear diamond armor.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Wedding DramaCraft

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, brother, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Decision making, DramaCraft, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, loyalty, relationships, sister-in-law, standing up, Support, uninvited, VALUES, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in Latvia! Join us for a wild ride filled with bridesmaids, brothers, and uninvited guests – oh my!

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with a bride who’s colder than the Arctic, and a sister-in-law caught in the middle of family feuds. Will you stand by your man or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With family members urging you to keep the peace and attend the wedding, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of emotions and wedding planning chaos. Will you be labeled as the villain ruining the special day, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing your ground?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous wedding shenanigans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!