also, did i mention dat we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely outta gold blocks? yea, dat’s right. and every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in da server and grants u three wishes.
so, if u wanna join a server where da possibilities are endless and da fun never stops, den come join us. plus, all da moms approve of dis server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come on, what are u waiting for? join now before da dragons take over da world!
Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Need space from your partner? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to hang out with your bsf without any interruptions.
Unlike real life, on our server, your husband won’t get upset if you want to have a girls’ night at your friend’s place. In fact, he’ll be too busy building epic structures to even notice you’re gone.
And if he ever feels lonely, he can always make friends in our virtual world. But let’s be real, who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a girls’ night hangout that your husband will want to crash!
Unlike M, our server won’t one-up you with stories about her boyfriend or make everything about herself. We believe in supporting each other, sharing resources, and having a good time together. Plus, we won’t make you cry and Uber home after a night out – unless you’re crying tears of joy from all the fun you’re having!
So if you’re tired of putting effort into friendships that don’t appreciate you, join our server and make new friends who will truly value you. Who needs M when you can have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with? Join now and leave the drama at the door – we promise you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories. One time, a player built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper. And another player tamed a pack of wolves and led them into battle against a horde of zombies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of relationship drama mixed with epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).
But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!
Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get in! Rumor has it that Notch himself tried to join but got rejected because his diamond armor was too flashy for our liking. So if you want to be part of the coolest club in Minecraft, where being a peasant is a badge of honor, then come on over and join us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off diamonds and only use cobblestone for everything. They believe that the true power in Minecraft comes from simplicity and refuse to be tempted by the shiny allure of emeralds and gold. Join them if you dare, but be warned, once you go cobble, you never go back!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner pauper! Who needs diamonds when you have dirt? Let’s show the world that being poor in Minecraft is the new black!
| Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+ |
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| Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too! |
We also have some other MC related content in mind, including a possible RP/DND-ish based SMP for the future once the group is more established, other modded servers, creative servers, etc.
If you’re interested, please fill out the application below and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.
| Q: | What games do you mainly play on the server? |
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| A: | We mainly focus on Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games as well. |
| Q: | Is it necessary to be a content creator to join the server? |
| A: | While our server is focused on content creating, you do not need to be a content creator to join. However, we do encourage participation in content creation activities. |
| Q: | Are there any age restrictions to join the server? |
| A: | Yes, you must be over 18 to join the server. |
| Q: | Can I invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server? |
| A: | Yes, you can invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server. Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with the server admin about inviting them. |
| Hypixel | SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand |
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| Pros | Pros |
| 1. Well-known and popular server with a large player base. | 1. Dedicated server hosting for smooth gameplay. |
| 2. Wide variety of mini-games and game modes to choose from. | 2. Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. |
| 3. Regular updates and events to keep players engaged. | 3. Economy system with auctions, player markets, and server shops. |
| Cons | Cons |
| 1. Can be overcrowded at times, leading to lag and long wait times. | 1. Limited modpack specific to SkyFactory3, may not appeal to players looking for variety. |
FAQ:
| Question: How many players can the server support? | Answer: Hypixel can support tens of thousands of players, while SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand is limited to the capacity of its dedicated server hosting. |
| Question: Are there regular in-game events on the servers? | Answer: Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates, while CraftersLand offers crates and rewards as well as occasional chance blocks. |
| Question: How is player protection handled on the servers? | Answer: Hypixel does not have a specific protection system mentioned, while CraftersLand uses Grief Prevention for island creation and protection. |
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!
But wait, there’s more! We have ASMR versions of the game for ultimate relaxation while playing. And if you’re lucky, you might just capture the elusive “Eccentric Joker” sniper rifle in the “Sweet Fairytales” banner. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!
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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Epic Prison Gameplay | Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. |
| Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP | With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server. |
| PVP at its Finest | Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server. |
| Supportive Community | Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. |
| Creative Plots | Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot. |
| Discord Community | Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players. |
A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.
A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.
A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.
A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.
A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.
| Game Modes | Description |
|---|---|
| Lifesteal Network | Survival mode with a twist – steal hearts from opponents to stay alive! |
| Survival | Gather resources, build shelters, and team up for epic adventures. |
A: Lifesteal Network is a game mode where you must survive, but with a unique twist – stealing hearts from opponents to stay alive.
A: If you lose all your hearts in Lifesteal Network, you will be banned for 24 hours.
A: Yes, your Lifesteal hearts carry over to Survival mode as well.
A: You can join the server by using the IP: play.swiftnetwork.online
A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm
A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at: https://youtu.be/FiC9Ag6zxmE