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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

Based, boomercon, complement, cute, dc, democrats, election, FEMINIST, Israeli controlled, kamala, love, Minecraft, Server, Shill, snowflake, society, trump, valid, validation, voters, Wedge, white men, white women, Whitepill

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2339
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TwinHomesNoLoan

30th birthday, Accommodation, alone, apartment, Birthday, Breakup, camping, celebration, Communication, family, guest, Plans, selfish, sister, Studio, Support, tough time, twin, TwinHomesNoLoan, Understanding, valid

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PreggoRoomieDrama

7 months along, affordable housing, aita, apartment rentals, baby daddy, cheap rent, crying, family, Lease, living standards, motherhood experience, move out, Nursery, PreggoRoomieDrama, Pregnant, refusing to move out, Rent, roommate, terrible salary, valid

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6045
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Potions Brewed:	109

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Becca’s baby daddy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?

Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!

EmoCraft: Valid Feels, No Drama

aita, BEHAVE, Boundaries, Communication, Drama, EmoCraft, emotional control, Emotional support, Expectations, Feels, friendship, living your best life, negative emotions, past issues, processing emotions, ptsd, react, Therapy, Trauma, troubled childhood, trust issues, valid, valid emotions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where emotional rollercoasters are not just for theme parks, they’re a way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, trust issues, and free croissants (if you dare to accept them)!

Are you tired of boring servers with no emotional turmoil? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with friendships that go back to childhood, periods of silence that rival the silent treatment, and reunions that make you question your life choices.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through past traumas, trust issues, and emotional outbursts. Will you be the one to calm down your friend when she’s convinced the café owners are out to get you? Will you be able to handle the intense emotions and prioritize your own mental health while still supporting your friend?

So come on down to our server, where emotions run high, drama is always on the menu, and free croissants may or may not be a trap. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning your sanity. See you there, if you dare!

BlockyBlunder

aita, biological mother, BlockyBlunder, child’s mother, child’s schedule, communication app, Drama, email, facebook, husband’s coparent, Lifestyle, login info, mean messages, outside opinions, overreacted, school app, school stuff, social media, texts, Unfriending, valid

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crops Grown:	8203	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my husband’s baby mama’s texts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9503	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

He’s Not Wrong SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	8584
Animals Bred:	107	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3125
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic, BELIEVABLE, CON, credible, deceptive, ETHICAL, fraud, genuine, hoax, Honest, Legit, Legitimate, legitimate business, Minecraft, real, Reliable, scam, ScamNotSMP, smp, trustworthy, valid

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7170	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Beaner’s Minecraft Server

beaners, border patrol, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation fears, deportation threats, deportation warning, donald trump, family separation, fentanyl, gang violence, Hispanic community, illegal immigrants, immigration, Mexican immigrants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

balance, bored, Boredom, Burnout, Deadlines, job satisfaction, juggling tasks, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, overwhelmed, overwhelmed at work, productivity, remote work, self-care, side projects, smp, stress, Stress Management, SWING, Time management, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

coding jobs, computer science jobs, IT Jobs, job hunting, Job listings., job market, Job Opportunities, job portals, Job Search, job search engines, job search platforms, job search resources, job search strategies, job search techniques, job search tips, job search websites, job websites, Minecraft, pixelcraft, programming jobs, Server, Software Development, technology jobs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

Adventure, Anime, Arc List, brook, chapter, Chapter 676, Chopper, cruise, Daily, desuarchive, franky, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, mass murder, Minecraft, Nami, one piece, Piece, Pirate, robin, sanji, smp, straw hat, thousand sunny, zoro

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, humor, intelligence, IQ ranking, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Personalities, Ranking, Server, talent, virtual characters, virtual entertainment, virtual gaming, virtual idols, virtual streaming, Virtual talents, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

American, american gf, Despair, Experience, HEARTBREAK, Hell, Hopeless Romantic, Loneliness, longing, longing for companionship, longing for connection, longing for intimacy, longing for love, loveless life, Minecraft, my life, relationships, smp, unattainable love, unattainable relationships, unattainable romance, unfulfilled desires, unrequited affection, unrequited love

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5154	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8204
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

abortions guaranteed, America, American women, Babes, blocky, Chained, city of love, France, free French sex, good lovin, hot Frenchmen, land of the free, land of the unfree, Minecraft, no commitment, oppressed women, Respecting, Server, sex is free, WOMB, women of the world, women’s wrongs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Runes Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4520
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	773	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!