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Players:	93/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	3770	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	4244
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Votes:	9941	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	7279	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9148

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5304	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Star Shards Collected:	116	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!