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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6245 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
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