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Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	9789	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	103	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1181	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	3177
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8146	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

alarm clock, commitments, daily routine, Exercise, family, goals, healthy habits, morning routine, motivation, motivation to succeed, New Day, Obligations, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, reason for waking up, responsibilities, Rise, School, sunrise, WokeCraft, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!