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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3527	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Items Found:	5867
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	6609	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!