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BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	113	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crops Grown:	1826
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

attractiveness, Babes, beautiful women, beauty, beauty standards, blocky, bros, building, comparison, Countries, culture, debate, Europe, Hottest, Media, Minecrafts, Opinions, physical appearance, Preferences, russia, Scandinavian, Server, slavic, society, Stereotypes, Sweden, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8379
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mines Excavated:	4396	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old NPCs in Minecraft who just stand around and do nothing? Well, on our server, we have real-life quest givers who will challenge you to complete ridiculous tasks in exchange for epic loot! Want to help a llama find its lost sunglasses? Or maybe assist a chicken in starting a rock band? The possibilities are endless on our server with our wacky quest givers!

Join now for the chance to embark on the most absurd and hilarious quests you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig who needs your help in overthrowing the evil sheep dictator of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: The Battle of Blockington 2024-2035

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you Team Creeper or Team Enderman? Join our epic Minecraft server and choose your side in the ultimate battle for blocky supremacy! Will you build towering castles to defend against the creepers, or will you sneak around like a sneaky Enderman stealing blocks left and right? The choice is yours, but beware of the legendary Herobrine who lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his ghostly tricks! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. See you in the game, brave warriors!

SpaceCraft: The Ultimate Astronaut Adventure!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the zombies break out into dance parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant cows that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with the press of a button.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Episode 2 coming soon, where we’ll introduce flying pigs and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Buffalo BattleCraft: Where Water Fights are Serious Business

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server where water buffalos reign supreme! That’s right, you heard us correctly – WATER BUFFALOS!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride water buffalos into battle against other players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Water Buffalo King, who will grant you wishes if you can defeat him in battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Water Buffalo Block. Collect them all and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!