BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Votes:	5067

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	7622	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1670
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2510
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	760
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1881

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

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BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8552	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	6822	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	96	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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