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GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	7791	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Votes:	5649	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!