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SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5596	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	8328
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?

30AgainMinecraftSMP

30AgainMinecraftSMP, 40, advice, aging, career choices, Experience, financial decisions, goal-setting, health, hindsight, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, personal growth, Priorities, regrets, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	596	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

In our world, the trees are made of cotton candy and the creepers explode into confetti. You can even tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to travel around the server in style.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today and unleash your inner chaos! Who needs to be 30 again when you can be a kid at heart in our crazy world of blocky madness?

BlockyButtBusters

beauty standards, BlockyButtBusters, body autonomy, body image, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender stereotypes, Harassment, media representation, Misogyny, objectification, rape culture, self worth, sexism, slut shaming, social media, tired of being sexualized, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

52ShadesOfLife, education level, ethnicity, frequency of sex, health benefits, health disparities, health outcomes, life expectancy, lifestyle factors, Longevity, longevity benefits, mortality rate, mortality risk, preventative health, public health, research study, sexual activity, socioeconomic factors, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality, women’s wellness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

1.21, base, Community, Cores, CPU, Crafting, Dedicated, Discord, Events, Fabric, Farms, Gaming, germany, intel, Kronicle, Machine, maximum, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, procrastinating, productivity, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

beauty standards, cultural perceptions, divine plan, evolutionary biology, eye color, genetic diversity, genetic mutations, God’s creation, hair color, human variation, Minecraft, natural selection, non-brown eyes, physical traits, rare characteristics, RareGingerEyes, Rarity, red hair, religious beliefs, Server, spiritual significance, Unique Features

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

#youtube, Aleco, Arena helper, Battlegrounds Season 8, Blockstone, Builders, Cora, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Fearless Patch, Hearthstone, Hearthstone General, HSG, Meta report, Minecraft, News, Official Website, patch notes, shadow puppets, smp, statistics, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Wholesome content, Wiki

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!