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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5762 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
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