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NoGuns4AfD

afd, Controversial Decision, court ruling, extremism, far-right party, firearms, German court, germany, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun ownership rights, gun restrictions, Guns, legal ruling, members, NoGuns4AfD, political controversy, political party, right wing, rules

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

adult content, adult entertainment, Blowjob, BlowjobProof, challenge, explicit, explicit content, fetish, Find, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, Minecraft, Niche, ONLINE, porn, rare, search, sexual, SPECIALIZED, Specific, taboo, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, calling out, Defending, Destroying, DRAMATUBERS, fans defending behavior, girls pandering, love, Minecraft, Pandering, phase fans, PhasedCraft, Promoting, Server, supporting, Views, Watching

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

#animeaddict, Anime, anticipation, binge watching, Community, discussion, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, Finally, forum, long awaited, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, posted, Recommendations, series, Server, television, trending, TV, Watching

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	172
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!

TidyCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom organization, clean room, cleaning routine, cleaning tips, clutter control, clutter-free living, decluttering, home organization, maintaining a tidy room, Minecraft, minimalist living, neat and tidy, organization hacks, organized living, organized space, room cleaning, room decor, room organization, Server, tidy room, TidyCraft, tidying tips, tidying up

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of cleaning up your messy room in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, your virtual room will always be spotless! Join us and experience the magic of never having to pick up your dirty socks or make your bed ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to tidy up after players. So come on in and let the ghost do all the cleaning for you!

TeenCashCraft

budgeting, college, creative ways, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, high school, Job, making money, MONEY, OFFLINE, ONLINE, part time, reddit, SAVING, side hustle, Teen, TeenCashCraft, Tips, young entrepreneur

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	119
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7453

Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around!

PixelPistolProtestors

anti-tourism, Backlash, barcelona, demonstration, European travel, Fire, local residents, PixelPistolProtestors, protest, Protesters, responsible travel., spain, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism impact, tourism industry, tourism management, tourist behavior, travel, Visitors, water pistols

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other!

SongTitleHatersMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Votes:	7347
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3654
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.

imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.

we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.

plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.

so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!