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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	6462
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	179	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4260	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4407
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	1151
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	New Chunks Explored:	215068
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4777	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7448	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!