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TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	142

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6366	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

BandDramaCraft

ARTISTRY, BandDramaCraft, BELIEF, Breakup, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, Drama, Emotional healing, enjoyment, greatest bands, group therapy, History, legendary bands, Masterpieces, Music, reconciliation, teamwork, Therapy, Unity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we bring together all the drama queens and kings for the ultimate group therapy session!

imagine a world where the beatles never broke up because they had a safe space to work out their differences while building epic structures in minecraft.

we’ve got griefers turning over a new leaf, pvpers learning to hug it out, and redstone engineers creating mind-blowing contraptions to express their emotions.

come join us and be part of the most dysfunctional yet harmonious community in minecraft history. who needs therapy when you have blocks to place and friendships to build? let’s make some masterpieces together, one pixel at a time.

ZiazyuMc

24/7 Support, Adventure, Community, Cracked Support, Crates, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Jobs, key, Kit, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ranks, Server, virtual, ZiazyuMc

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	5133

Hey join this server for best experience – crates/key/jobs/ranks/kit – levels – 24/7 support – cracked support

148.113.0.153:30000

SMRproject Sky&TechnoMagic Minecraft server

banner, description, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, GIF, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, SKY, SMRproject, technomagic, Thaumcraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Emeralds Found:	1042
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	6043

The owner of the server «SMRproject SkyampTechnoMagic» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

Chaos, crystal pvp, Economy, join now, No Lag, no toxic players, perfect economy, playin, semi anarchy, semiorganized, Server, SlayerzSMP, Slayin, Unique

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

SlayerzSMP Server Overview

Description	Meet The SlayerzSMP. A Unique Economy Crystal PVP server.
Features	No lag, no toxic players, perfect economy
Join Now	Slayerzsmp.minefort.com
Port	25565 or 19132 if 25565 doesn’t connect

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server lag-free?	Yes, our server has no lag.
Are toxic players allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate toxic behavior.
What makes the economy on this server perfect?	We have carefully balanced the economy to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	Simply visit Slayerzsmp.minefort.com and follow the instructions.

BoomerKing Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adrenaline Rush, boomer shooters, BoomerKing, challenge, classic games, Competitive Gaming, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, Gaming, high score, intense gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, reaction time, Reflexes, retro games, Server, Single player, skill-based, Twitch Gaming, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to claim your rightful throne as the true KING of boomer shooters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for all boomer shooter enthusiasts!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your dominance in the pixelated realm. Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen, duel with other players in intense PvP battles, and show off your building skills in our insane build competitions.

But beware, for the current king is a ruthless tyrant who will stop at nothing to maintain his reign. Will you challenge his rule and rise to power, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the peasants?

Join our server now and let the battle for boomer shooter supremacy begin! Remember, only the strongest and craziest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

StalkerCraft Minecraft Server: Redpill Philosophy!

atmosphere, Barren, existentialism, film analysis, long tail tags, Minecraft, movie review, philosophical themes, philosophy, redpill, Russian cinema, sacrifice, Server, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Story, Symbolism, Tarkovsky, wandering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1505	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in other Minecraft servers, throwing random items and lying down with no purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save you from the boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with philosophical themes, epic sacrifices, and so much more. Who needs a story when you can create your own crazy adventures with fellow players? Come join us and get redpilled on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

FiancéFiascoCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Controlling, Drama, emotional, ENGAGEMENT, FiancéFiascoCraft, friendship, involvement, love, middle man, Misery, Obsession, overreactive, overwhelmed, Proposal, regret, relationship advice, Understanding, wedding planning

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is scarce and engagement is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and engagement drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: your best friend is obsessed with getting engaged, to the point where she’s practically stalking her fiancé for a ring. But wait, there’s more! Once they’re engaged, the obsession doesn’t stop there. Your friend is now a wedding planning maniac who won’t let her fiancé have a moment of peace. From tracking his every move on a golf course to demanding he come home immediately, this server is a wild ride of relationship drama that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even become the middle man in this love triangle of epic proportions. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest Minecraft server of all time!