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Valerian Meadows

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Recommended Ram Allocation is 5 Gigs Here’s the Link to our [Discord] Hope to see you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Emeralds Found:	8295
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3113
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO