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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9682 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Emeralds Found: | 8058 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 101 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.