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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 367 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 141 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Ores Mined: | 2899 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.
imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”
join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.
so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
