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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

KaijuCraft: Where Giant Pixels Roam Free!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crops Grown:	7262
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever goes wrong? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYTHING goes wrong! From creepers blowing up your house to zombies stealing your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have non-stop action and adventure? Plus, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride on top of the chickens and the cows do the moonwalk?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyCreeper’s Quest for Love

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Votes:	1260
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9659
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a black gf to join you on your pixelated adventures? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with strong, independent black girlfriends who are ready to take on the virtual world with you. From building epic castles to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment with your new black gf by your side. Join now and start your quest for love and diamonds today!

Crafty Queens & Diverse Dudes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9364
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	352

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the mystical Chicken Nugget of Power.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a llama DJ spinning tunes on a record player made of emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that’s so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and llamas like you’ve never seen before!

Salmon Sperm Shack

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9222
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	732	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	20571
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Game OverCraft

Asian culture, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, East meets West, Game, Globalization, Interracial Relationships, Japanese female, Japanese man, love, modern romance, Multiculturalism, Overcraft, PAJEET, Pajeetas, perceptions, relationships, societal norms, society, South Asians, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Items Found:	7949	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!