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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 258 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!