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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4608 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3090 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 242 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.