Vacuumed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

Son, cameras, vacuumed, #PuppyPals, side gig

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

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Blocky Booty Bash

Alluring, BOOTY, Gorgeous, Sultry, hot

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Looty McBooty’s Minecraft Madness

loot exhibition, digital showcase, personalized display, Customization, virtual rewards

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can flex your LOOT like never before! Picture this: you stumble upon a rare diamond sword, but instead of just hoarding it in your inventory, you can now show it off to all your jealous friends in the game. That’s right, we have a feature that lets you display your LOOT for everyone to see, because why keep all that shiny gear to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty insane events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. And did we mention the secret treasure chests hidden around the map? Rumor has it, they’re filled with LOOT beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions and show off your LOOT like the true Minecraft champion you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Pandemonium: ‘YOU LITERALLY VOTED FOR THIS!’

voted, Frustration, activism, revolt, society

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is that there are no rules! That’s right, you can build whatever you want, grief whoever you want, and steal all the diamonds YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR!

Join us on this wild ride where the mobs are friendly and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself wants to hang out with us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and DIAMONDS that you can raid whenever you want.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything goes and YOU WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!YOU WORKED AND PAID TAXES FOR THIS!

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Crafty Ladies: Where Women Rule and Men Drool

female aggression, Cruel, Emotional Abuse, ladies, sexism

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being surrounded by vicious and cruel women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, all the players are friendly and supportive! No more dealing with mean girls or backstabbing frenemies, just pure fun and camaraderie in the world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience a world where women are kind and generous, where they help each other build amazing structures and go on epic adventures together. Say goodbye to drama and hello to friendship and teamwork!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, the hilarious antics of our players, and the unforgettable memories you’ll make here will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see why our server is the best place to be for all Minecraft-loving women!

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Crafty Ding Dong Server

dong, Date night, date surprise, DING, date

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about riding a pig with a saddle while shooting zombie villagers with a bow and arrow made of rainbow?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a dragon egg that hatches into a disco ball!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love like Anon did with their date who showed up at their door with a creeper mask on!

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BootyCraft: Spank, Build, LOL!

4. anon, 11. better, 18. than, 12. where, BootyCraft

Welcome to our Epic Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and fuck this cutey in his arse anon! That’s right, you heard us! Our server is so wild that you can do things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Why settle for the average when you can have something better than the average female? Our cutey is waiting for you to come and shit__dick him broski! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

What are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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Creepin’ Crafters: Where even the zombies know the lyrics

Sadness, Pain, whisper, realization, fear

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join now for a chance to battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a pig in a tutu.

Our server is so INSANE that even the Endermen are doing the Macarena. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a herd of llamas wearing top hats or a secret underground disco party with the zombies.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of glowstone and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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IdolCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Stars!

#youtube, false accusations, FIRED, viral, scandal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a K-pop scandal!

Join now to uncover the truth behind kyoresu’s wrongful termination from Idol Corp. It turns out it was all a big conspiracy to bring her down!

Watch the shocking video evidence for yourself here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and crazy Minecraft community. Who knows what other scandals and secrets are waiting to be uncovered? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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CheevoChampionCraft: Get All The Achievements!

Steam, motivation, new content, skill, Dedication

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine this: you spend hours grinding away to get all the achievements in a game. You finally do it, you’re on top of the world. But then, disaster strikes. You accidentally delete the game. Oh no! But fear not, my friend. Two months later, the game gets an update that adds new achievements. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Join our server and never miss out on those sweet, sweet achievements again. Plus, who doesn’t want to avoid having -1 perfect games on Steam? Don’t be that person. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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Vacuumed

Welcome to our Epic Minecraft Server!