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Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	545	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	279	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8533	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	296	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!