Vacuum Butt Cannon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Mom’s Secret Love Child Server

affair baby, child, Communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, forgiveness, Infidelity, love, moms, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, secret, Server, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, toxic relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape from real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your imagination and create anything your heart desires.

Forget about toxic relationships and drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. Leave the family therapy to the professionals and come hang out with us for a good time.

So, come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise there won’t be any surprise half-siblings showing up to ruin your day.

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PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP

changes, community resilience, Covid-19, digital transformation, economic repercussions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new norms, ongoing impact, pandemic, PandemicPicklez, remote work, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination efforts, virtual learning

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

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CraftyMine Holiday: Mine, Build, Party!

BUILD, celebration, Community, CraftyMine, creativity, Cultural, Festivities, Happiness, holiday, holiday activities, holiday celebration, holiday festivities, holiday ideas, holiday planning, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, holiday traditions and customs, imagination, innovation, joy, new holiday, Party, tradition, Unity

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. This land was ruled by a mighty unicorn named Sparklebutt, who declared a new holiday called “Taco Tuesday Every Day”. On this holiday, players must wear sombreros and eat tacos while riding llamas through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks. The winner of the maze gets a golden taco filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us on this wacky server and celebrate Taco Tuesday Every Day like never before!

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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eyebrow-Raising Claim, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Minister, negotiations, Peace, Politics, putin, readiness, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war prevention

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD!

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BlockyBoysUnite

adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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SunCraft: Hotter & Faster

Astronomy, Faster, heliosphere, HOTTER, research, scientific discovery, solar activity, solar data analysis, solar flares, solar particles, solar phenomena, solar system, solar wind acceleration, solar winds, space exploration, Space missions, spacecraft, studying, Sun, Suncraft, unexpected

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sun is like, the main attraction? well, this server is like, outta this world, literally! our spacecraft studying the sun found out some crazy stuff, like how solar winds are hotter than ur mom’s cooking and faster than a cheetah on speed!

join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.

so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! 🌞🚀🦙

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CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

CraftyNiji, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji en, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji JP, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji report, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji updates, Nijisanji viewer, Nijisanji wiki, Nijisanji Youtube, Server, にじさんじ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding creepers! Not to mention, our community is made up of the funniest and craziest players you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to anyone who can find their hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure buried deep within the mines that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

BlockyLagMonster, budgeting, financial hardship, financial management, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, food budget, food costs, food expenses, food prices, grocery budget, living expenses, making ends meet, meal planning, Minecraft, money management, saving money on food, smp, spending money on food, stretching dollars, Survival, what causes this

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

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BabyNameBattles Minecraft Server

baby girl, Baby name, baby naming, BabyNameBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, infertility, love, LUNA, Minecraft, Pregnancy, relationships, Selfishness, sensitivity, Server, sibling rivalry, sister, Support

Are you tired of boring old baby names like John or Sarah? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and name your virtual baby Luna, without any drama or family feuds involved. Our server is a safe space for all your naming needs, no judgment here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you name your virtual baby Luna, but you can also build a virtual nursery fit for a princess. Decorate with virtual cribs, virtual mobiles, and even virtual unicorn plushies. Your virtual baby Luna will be living in style!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that if you name your virtual baby Luna on our server, she will grow up to be a Minecraft pro. She’ll be mining diamonds before you know it, all thanks to her fabulous name!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start living the Luna dream. Your sister can keep her real-life drama, we’ve got virtual babies to name!

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SitterSwapCraft

adhd, behavior issues, Boundaries, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, friendship, male caregiver, NANNY, odd, Overnight, parenting, Playdate, Single dad, sitter, SitterSwapCraft, social life, summer camp, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like a pro.

Just like how Mike is the ultimate babysitter for Caleb, our server will be your ultimate gaming experience. We promise to keep you entertained and on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs TV dramas when you have our server?

And just like how Luke’s mom tried to steal Mike as a sitter, we guarantee that no one will steal your diamonds or loot on our server. Your treasures will be safe with us, unlike poor Mike who almost got poached by a desperate parent.

So come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your own unicorn sitter… I mean, gaming buddy, on our server!

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