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  • VaxCraft: Immune Elderly Fun

    VaxCraft: Immune Elderly Fun
    so, liek, u kno how sumtimes u just wanna play minecraft but ur also worried about gettin sick from oral norovirus? well, fret not my fellow gamers, cuz dis server has got u covered! we got a special vaccine tablet that not only keeps u safe from nasty viruses, but also gives u superpowers in the game!

    imagine walkin around in minecraft, fightin off creepers and zombies, all while havin the immune system of a god. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, we got a whole bunch of older adults in our community who can vouch for how safe and effective dis vaccine is. they been playin on our server for months now and haven’t gotten sick once!

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where u can build, explore, and kick some virtual butt without worryin about gettin sick. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

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  • Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

    Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land
    So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

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  • VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

    VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition
    So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

    If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

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  • MicroCrafterz | Vaxxed & Villagers: Italian Edition

    MicroCrafterz | Vaxxed & Villagers: Italian Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have microorganisms running wild and causing chaos! you’ll never know what tiny creatures will pop up next to challenge you in your quest for survival.

    we have a critical analysis of all-cause deaths during covid-19 vaccination in an italian province, because why not? who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have a dose of real-life drama mixed in with your gaming experience?

    join us for insane stories of epic battles with microscopic foes and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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