Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com
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Blocky Pandemic Escape
haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to. -
Block Chopping Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life! -
GazaVax Minecraft Server
yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where polio vaccines are like the hottest commodity. like, there’s this crazy story about how the first case of polio in 25 years pops up in Gaza and all of a sudden, everyone’s scrambling to get their hands on these vaccines.But here’s the kicker – instead of just handing them out like normal, the admins on this server have hidden them all over the map. you gotta go on this wild scavenger hunt to find them, dodging mobs and solving puzzles along the way.
And get this – once you collect enough vaccines, you can trade them in for epic loot and special abilities. like, maybe you’ll get super speed or the power to fly. it’s like a twisted, post-apocalyptic version of minecraft where the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
So come join us on this server and see if you have what it takes to save the day – one polio vaccine at a time!
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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe! -
VaxWars: Party Line Spillover
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY -
CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles
Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.
So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?
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Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.
But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
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FutureFossil Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!