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Vaccinations

  • VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

    VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

    Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of baby handling adventures and boundary-setting drama.

    Reasons to join:
    1. Exclusive breastfeeding? No problem! Our server understands the struggle of finding time to pump and stash milk. Plus, our virtual babies never get fussy when you use bottles – no burping needed!
    2. Uncomfortable nursing in public? We got you covered! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can nurse your virtual baby in peace, without worrying about creepy strangers watching.
    3. Postpartum anxiety? Don’t worry, our virtual babies are up to date on all their vaccinations. Plus, they never have meltdowns in public – it’s all smooth sailing here!
    4. Need a break from shouldering all the baby handling? Join our server and let your partner take care of the virtual baby for once. It’s a team effort here!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate virtual parenting adventure. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos in the virtual world?

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  • VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
    join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

    our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

    come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

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  • BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

    BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

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