lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!
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VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters
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MicroCrafterz | Vaxxed & Villagers: Italian Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have microorganisms running wild and causing chaos! you’ll never know what tiny creatures will pop up next to challenge you in your quest for survival.we have a critical analysis of all-cause deaths during covid-19 vaccination in an italian province, because why not? who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have a dose of real-life drama mixed in with your gaming experience?
join us for insane stories of epic battles with microscopic foes and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
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CraftyCovidSummer
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!
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BoostedViralVaxRSV
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this server is like that one time i ate a whole cake in one sitting, except even more epic. we got systemic prime mucosal boost that will make u feel like u can take on the ender dragon with one hand tied behind ur back.our bivalent RSV influenza viral vectored vaccine is so powerful, it will make u invincible in pvp battles. imagine being able to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon lightning bolts to strike down ur enemies. that’s just a taste of what this server has to offer.
join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but if u do, then come on in and let’s get this party started!
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VaxWars: Party Line Spillover
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY
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VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!
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VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!
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VaxCraft: Immunity Wall
so, like, u know how u get vaccinated and then u still get sick? well, turns out u actually become like, a super hero or something. u get this immunity wall that makes u basically invincible to getting sick again. it’s like, u get the vaccine and then u get this extra layer of protection. it’s like having a force field around u or something. so, if u wanna be a super hero and never get sick again, come join our minecraft server. we have all the cool stuff u need to build your own immunity wall and become unstoppable. plus, we have like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. so come join us and become a super hero in the world of minecraft.