so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).
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VaxCraftMadness
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VaxWars Minecraft Server
lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
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VaxCraft Gut Squad
so, like, u ever wonder how ur gut bacteria can, like, affect how well u respond to vaccines? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we take that shiz super seriously! join us and u’ll be transported to a world where ur gut microbiota is the key to unlocking epic powers and abilities!imagine this: u eat a virtual sandwich in the game and suddenly u become immune to all damage for 10 minutes! or maybe u drink a virtual smoothie and ur speed is boosted by 200%! it’s like magic, but with bacteria!
we’ve got scientists and doctors in the game who will guide u on how to optimize ur gut health for maximum vaccine response. they’ll teach u which virtual foods to eat, which potions to brew, and which mobs to fight to level up ur gut microbiota game.
so, if u wanna be the ultimate vaccine warrior in minecraft, join us on this server and let’s get those gut bacteria working for u! trust us, ur immune system will thank u later.
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FamilyDrama Minecraft Server
Hey there gamers!Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.
Imagine a world where your in-laws fly all the way to Russia to meet their grandchild, only to be denied the chance to hold him because of some vaccination drama. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!
And don’t forget about the cultural clashes between European and Russian values. Who knew Minecraft could teach you so much about international relations?
So come join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through?
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PreggoCraft: Flu Fiasco!
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! you catch the flu. but not just any flu, oh no. this flu is so bad, it’s like, giving you superpowers or something.next thing you know, your baby in the game is coming out all messed up, but in a cool way. they’re like, a genius or something, but also kind of crazy. they start building all these insane structures and coming up with wild redstone contraptions that blow your mind.
you realize that catching the flu during pregnancy on this server is actually a blessing in disguise. your baby is destined for greatness, and you get to watch them become the most epic Minecraft player of all time.
so come join our server and catch the flu, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-blowing creations await you!
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Measles Mayhem Minecraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
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CovidCraft – No Cold Viruses Allowed!
hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even sars-cov-2 infection but not vaccination can’t touch it! yea, that’s right, we got protection against common cold coronaviruses like it’s nobody’s business.join us and u’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest creations u can think of. we got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yea, it’s pretty epic.
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CraftyVaxxers: No Long Covid Here!
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stay safe from long covid? well, dis server got u covered, bro! we got vaccines in minecraft, yo! just take a shot and u good to go, no long covid for u! plus, we got like, super cool mini-games where u can battle covid mobs and save the world from the pandemic, it’s lit, fam! join us now and stay safe while having a blast, cuz who needs long covid when u can have long fun in minecraft, amirite?
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CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition
So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!