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AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated. -
VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks
Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
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Laggy Vax Polio Fun
lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own polio vaccine to save the world from a crazy resurgence of polio cuz ppl forgot to vaccinate lol. if u dont join, the polio zombies will take over and make u their leader lol. come save the day and craft ur way to victory on this wild server where anything can happen lol. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure lol. #poliosurvivor #vaccinateordie #minecraftmadness -
Blocky Cough Outbreak
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures
so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft! -
Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.
So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!
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Bacteria Cream Vaccine Land
so like, imagine this, right? this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft.we got scientists from stanford, yeah, stanford, messing around with skin bacteria and turning it into a cream vaccine. like, what even is that?! but hey, it’s all good because now you can join our server and experience the magic for yourself.
we promise you’ll never be bored, with crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for you around every corner. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild?
so come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big breakthrough in minecraft technology. or maybe you’ll just have a really good time. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
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BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).


