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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3713 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.
as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.
so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!
