vaccination Minecraft Servers

Vaccination

  • BlockyVax: EuroPandemicSurvivors

    BlockyVax: EuroPandemicSurvivors

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can literally gain years of life by playing? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that you can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic just by mining some blocks and building some epic structures.

    Join us and watch as your life expectancy increases with every creeper you defeat and every diamond you find. Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, but instead of water, it’s filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

    Forget about boring old servers that just offer basic gameplay. On our server, you’ll be fighting off zombies with a diamond sword one minute and then curing diseases with the power of redstone the next. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the best way to spend your time in the virtual world.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start adding years to your life while having a blast in the blocky universe of Minecraft. Who knew that saving the world could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got aging immune cells battling it out in epic fights! our study of immune cell aging clocks will blow ur mind, like seriously, u wont believe how crazy it gets. we got monocytes aging faster than u can say “creeper” and immune rejuvenation like u never seen before. post-BCG vaccine? more like post-apocalyptic vaccine, amirite? join now for the wildest minecraft experience of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later

    PandemicCraft: 5 Years Later

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 5 year anniversary of the COVID pandemic in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?

    So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flu Vax Frenzy 2025

    Flu Vax Frenzy 2025

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the flu vaccine of gaming servers – it’s gonna protect u from boredom with a VE of 32%-78% in children and adolescents! plus, in adult land, u gonna be shielded with a VE of 36%-55% in outpatient settings and 41%-55% for hospitalization.

    come on, join us and let’s battle boredom together with our epic minecraft adventures! who needs a flu shot when u got this lit server to keep u entertained for hours on end? let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!

    MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

    MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!

    WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!

    PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!

    SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

    Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

    AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

    MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

    Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

    But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP