Vacation Minecraft Servers (Page 20)

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Are you tired of dealing with seasick kids who can’t follow simple instructions on a boat? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a virtual boating experience without any of the seasickness or chaos.
Our server offers a unique water skiing mini-game where you can show off your skills without the risk of falling into the water or getting thrown up on. And don’t worry, there are no annoying relatives to lecture you about letting their kids get seasick.
Join now and sail away to a world where you can enjoy the open seas without any of the drama. Plus, our server is family-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about anyone pushing your kids off the boat as a “joke.” So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let the fun begin!

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SaddestCraft Minecraft Server
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If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where even the property managers are getting into fights over trash cans!
Join now and witness the epic battle between PM Jane and the other PM over who gets to place the trash cans in the alley. Will they come to a resolution or will the drama continue to unfold? Only one way to find out!
And if you’re lucky, you might even get asked to do some chores by our very own PM Jane. Who knows, maybe she’ll ask you to wash out the trash cans or sweep the alley next! It’s like living in a virtual apartment building, but with a lot more drama and Minecraft blocks.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a tenant in a world where even the property managers need help moving trash cans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Mom’s Friend’s Kid-Free Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being forced to hang out with annoying kids on your Minecraft server? Join our server where we guarantee no unwanted guests barging into your virtual room! Our server is a safe space for gamers of all ages to enjoy without the fear of invasion of privacy. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless fun and adventure in the virtual world. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play, join our server and game on your own terms!

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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
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Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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CraftyDisasterLand
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Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.
Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!
Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.
But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

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RichFriend’sRestaurant Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being the designated ATM for your friends? Do you feel like you’re constantly funding everyone else’s lavish lifestyle while they leave you high and dry on your special day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being the ‘rich friend’ again!
Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft mogul, where your virtual wealth knows no bounds. Build the biggest, most extravagant mansion, ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts, and shower your friends with emerald blocks just because you can. No more awkward bill-splitting or feeling guilty for having more diamonds than everyone else – on our server, you’re the king of bling!
And if anyone dares to ask you to cover their tab before you log off, just unleash a creeper army on them and watch as they run for the hills. No more being taken advantage of – it’s your time to shine (literally, with all those glowstone blocks you’ll have)!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being the ‘rich friend’ isn’t a burden, it’s a badge of honor. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only limit to your wealth is your imagination (and maybe a few stacks of gold blocks).

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BookTourBros
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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and just want to focus on your Minecraft building skills? Join our server where you can escape the drudgery of daily life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun!
Just like this author who wants to go on a book tour alone, you can go on a Minecraft adventure without anyone hounding you for food, attention, or anything else! Leave your responsibilities behind and join our server where you can be a master builder without any distractions.
Don’t worry about hurting your family’s feelings, they’ll understand once they see the amazing creations you build on our server. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a solo Minecraft vacation? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

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ExWifeVsGF Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day? Well, look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers instead of actors and drama.
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.

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DadSaysNoToDinner
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.
Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.
Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

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