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  • Indecisive In-Laws Minecraft Server

    Indecisive In-Laws Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like planning a trip with your boyfriend’s family, our server is full of constant changing plans and stress-inducing situations!

    Fly in and out of different airports just like you would with us, and experience the thrill of not knowing when your trip will actually happen! Will it be a Wednesday to Wednesday or a Saturday to Saturday adventure? Who knows!

    But don’t worry, we got you covered with a free hotel stay and some food (in-game, of course). Just make sure to cover your own flights and event costs, just like in real life!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and frustration of planning a trip with your boyfriend’s family – but in Minecraft form!

    Server IP: flyinoutofdifferentairports.About.planningatrip.xxx

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  • PoopCraftVacay

    PoopCraftVacay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.

    Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.

    If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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  • ParentalRentFreeLand

    ParentalRentFreeLand
    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive parents and their never-ending demands? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any board payments or arguments about who’s paying for the electricity!

    On our server, you can water virtual gardens, walk virtual puppies (without the actual puppy mess), and feed virtual pets without any of the real-life hassle. And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any entitled dads who think you’re not doing them a favor by looking after the house while they’re on vacation.

    So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream world, where the only board you’ll have to worry about is the one you use to build your creations!

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  • HoneymoonHijinks

    HoneymoonHijinks
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your in-laws crashing your honeymoon? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

    Imagine building a fortress to keep out your in-laws while they try to invade your virtual honeymoon. Will they bring gifts or just try to steal your diamonds? Only on our server will you find out!

    Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join us for a honeymoon like no other, where you can escape reality and build your dream world without any unwanted guests. Trust us, this server is the perfect getaway from all the chaos.

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  • TropicalIslandEscape

    TropicalIslandEscape
    Are you sick of the daily grind and ready to escape to a tropical paradise? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the hustle and bustle of city life for sandy beaches, crystal clear waters, and endless adventures.

    On our server, you can build your dream beachfront mansion, explore hidden caves filled with treasure, and even ride dolphins through the waves. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    But beware, not everything is as peaceful as it seems on our tropical island. Rumor has it that a group of pirate skeletons have taken up residence in the jungle, guarding a secret treasure hoard. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your sunscreen, and join us on our tropical island Minecraft server. Who needs the rat race when you can have sun, sand, and skeletons to battle?

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  • No in-law vacay Minecraft server

    No in-law vacay Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of in-laws gone wild.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere, ignoring you completely and rushing straight to your virtual baby sheep. She doesn’t even acknowledge your existence! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, she takes your virtual older child on a virtual vacation to a virtual hotel, leaving you with no virtual food. The audacity!

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only in-laws you have to deal with are the ones you create yourself. Join now for a virtual getaway from all the chaos, and let’s build some epic virtual memories together. Who needs real family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

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  • VacayVillain

    VacayVillain
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique living situation just like the one described above! Imagine having a coworker stay at your virtual Minecraft house rent-free, using your resources without contributing anything in return. But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having your virtual vacation interrupted by your coworker who wants to stay in your house while you’re away. Will they throw a virtual party and trash your virtual place? Or will they just sit around and use up all your virtual food supplies? The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pressure of someone else’s virtual job depending on your virtual sacrifices. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, all in the name of Minecraft fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a truly unforgettable experience. Remember, friends and family may tell you you’re overreacting, but on our server, anything goes!

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  • AshesAwayVacay

    AshesAwayVacay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?

    Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!

    So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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  • ExBlockcation: Kids Edition

    ExBlockcation: Kids Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!

    Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.

    So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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  • SpringBreakRageQuit

    SpringBreakRageQuit
    Are you tired of ungrateful kids who won’t even help their own brother take a leak? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to instill a sense of responsibility in even the most spoiled of players!

    Our server is like no other, where you can earn your way to a spring break vacation by doing hard labor in-game. That’s right, no more free rides – you want that trip to Hawaii? Better start mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

    Join now and experience the thrill of earning your rewards, just like Jeremy will have to earn his spring break trip by detailing cars and running errands. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

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