Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas through a maze of giant cheese sculptures, battling evil mobs disguised as tourists, and uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and tacos (yes, you heard that right, tacos!).
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon roller coaster, where you can ride through the skies on the back of a dragon while dodging fireballs and collecting enchanted golden apples.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come visit our overrated country and see why it’s the most talked-about destination in the Minecraft universe!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Totally possible here.
And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may not be real). So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
Join our server and travel through time to visit the hottest tourist spots that never existed! Swim with mermaids in Atlantis, battle dragons in medieval times, or even attend a futuristic rave on Mars. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server!
So why settle for the present when you can explore the past and future in the most epic way possible? Join now and let the adventure begin!
explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!
Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!
Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.
So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!
THIS SERVER ISN’T AFFILIATED TO EarthMC (also known as EMC). This server is using the EMC Terra Nova map (map in use between 2018 and 2022, online untill 2024), released under GPL license.
This server is an experiment, trying to keep the EMC map up to date, the server is very new and still work in progress
newnova.blockworlds.io
Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.
Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!
| Server | emerald.magmanode.com:31543 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Why are the servers sometimes slow? | The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan. |
| Are mods allowed on the server? | No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed. |
| Can I join the Discord server? | Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions. |
We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!
Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!
Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.
And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.
So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.