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  • BroPicsNoShareLOL

    BroPicsNoShareLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

    On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

    And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

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  • DILF Hike Adventure

    DILF Hike Adventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for the most epic adventures and challenges that will make you huff and puff just like OP’s FIL on that fateful hike!

    Our server is perfect for young, fit, and active players who are ready to conquer mountains (figuratively and literally). We promise to never drag you into anything you’re not prepared for, unlike poor FIL who was left gasping for air on that hike.

    With crazy quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are always up for a challenge, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t get sick from all the excitement (unless you’re prone to motion sickness from all the virtual jumping and running).

    So come join us and show FIL that you can handle anything that comes your way, even if it means climbing virtual mountains with ease. Who needs a cruise ship when you can sail through our Minecraft world with adrenaline-pumping adventures at every turn?

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  • Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

    Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

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  • CraftyVacayLand

    CraftyVacayLand
    Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

    Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

    But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

    So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

    Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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