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  • WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    WanderlustGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2878
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Farms Harvested: 100
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about our Minecraft SMP! It’s like traveling to a new country every time you log on. Except instead of sandy beaches and exotic food, you get to explore vast landscapes filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs a plane ticket when you can just teleport to a whole new world?

    Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Are you brave enough to join the fight?

    So forget about posting pictures of your boring vacations, come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic builds and crazy adventures. Who needs a passport when you can have a diamond sword?

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  • LoserCraft: Life’s Not Highschool

    LoserCraft: Life’s Not Highschool
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9905
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2744 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness sibling rivalry at its finest!

    Picture this: Kelly, the party animal, and Sara, the academic, battling it out in a virtual world. Will Kelly’s jealousy issues lead to in-game drama? Will Sara’s cruise vacation trigger Kelly’s wrath? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience real-life drama in Minecraft? Join now for a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between sisters!

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 9804
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magic Items Found: 3443
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

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    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1007
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

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    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 786
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1607 Ores Mined: 8880
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 494
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4078
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

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    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/democracy-in-my-minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 5412
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3372
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Farms Harvested: 380
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

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    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5252
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2881
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

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    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9076
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 7549
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

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    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 6755 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

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    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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