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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9045	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5413	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1596	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	145
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	3228	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	957	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!