VA workforce reduction Minecraft Servers

VA workforce reduction

  • Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

    Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

    Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

      • Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!

      • Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"

      • Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?

      • Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!

      • Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!

      • Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

    So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BritCraft

    BritCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the manliest Minecraft server on the block! This server is so manly, even the pixels have beards. No girls allowed because we’re too busy flexing our virtual muscles and chopping down virtual trees with our bare hands.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie cheerleaders (yes, you read that right) and riding into battle on giant chickens. Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive manly mini-games like “Lava Parkour” where you have to jump from burning block to burning block to reach the finish line. And don’t forget about our secret underground club where we host epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner manliness and conquer the pixelated world, join us on this server. Just remember, no girls allowed…unless they can grow a beard.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

    Sandstone Shenanigans: A Saudi Surprise in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for epic events like the Saudi event where we all ride camels through the desert and battle creepers with scimitars. But that’s just the beginning! On the other side of the server, there’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

    Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Memelands
    Type SMP
    Community Close-knit, driven
    Age Requirement 15+
    Map Age Since 2019
    Server IP play.memelands.com

    FAQ

    What is Memelands?

    Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

    What kind of events do you have on the server?

    We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

    What are the basic rules of the server?

      • No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
      • Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
      • No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

    How can I join Memelands?

    To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

    Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

    The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

    For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoombaitCraft

    CoombaitCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Gura herself coombaiting on stream! That’s right, you can watch Gura battle it out with creepers and zombies while you mine for diamonds. Who needs regular gameplay when you can watch a VTuber take on the Minecraft world in real-time? Join now for a chance to witness the madness unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP