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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7710 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6598 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life like this crazy story! Join us for some hilarious adventures and build your own virtual world where you can hug your blocky husband without interruptions from random sergeants named Arthur.
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
