CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

Adulthood, anticipation, anxiety, Birthday, CraftyCreeperz, Day, decision, emotions, escort, Experience, Exploration, first time, Liberation, milestone, nerves, personal growth, PRESSURE, sex, society, taboo, Thoughts, Tomorrow, Turning, v-card, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!

Assertiveness, attraction, body type, Communication, Confidence, consent, Conspiracy, Earth, Explorers, Flat, flat chest, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, sexual experience, small breasts, Standards, theorists, Ultimate, v-card, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Towns Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	444	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3255
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mines Excavated:	3595	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	267	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	0

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Love Letters Sent:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8015
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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AussieSMP

Features:

Rules

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

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