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CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!
Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes? -
Flat Earth Explorers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Virgins and Conspiracy Theorists!
Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today! -
LostInYouthFallouts 1.20.6
Yo, bro, do you feel like you’ve been living in a society that’s been holding you back? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of society by building your own virtual world where money doesn’t matter and social life is whatever you make it. Plus, who needs women when you’ve got unlimited blocks to build with? Say goodbye to decades of irreparable damage to your mental state and hello to a new life of creativity and fun. Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
DisasterDash Minecraft SMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, we had this massive disaster where a giant chicken invaded the spawn and started laying explosive eggs everywhere. It was so chaotic but also hilarious, like imagine trying to build your house while dodging exploding eggs, LOL.But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have the most epic PvP battles, like one time I saw two players fighting with diamond swords while riding on top of flying pigs. It was like something out of a movie, I swear. And the community is so awesome, everyone is always helping each other out and trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon heads.
So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually friendly and don’t ban you for accidentally blowing up someone’s house with TNT? It’s a total win-win situation, my dudes. Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
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BlockyTummyTrouble
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever! -
TowerPixel
Welcome to TowerPixel Minecraft Server
Server Information
Server IP play.towerpixel.com Website towerpixel.com Discord Join our Discord About TowerPixel
TowerPixel is a Minecraft server that offers a fresh and immersive gaming experience. With a friendly and active community, TowerPixel provides unique game modes and custom features to enhance your gameplay.
Game Modes
Survival SMP 1.21+ Creative Coming soon Skyblock Coming soon PvP & Factions Coming soon Mini-games Coming soon Why Join TowerPixel?
- Custom Features
- Active Community
- Balanced Economy
- Regular Events
How to Join?
- Open Minecraft: Java Edition
- Click “Multiplayer” > “Add Server”
- Enter play.towerpixel.com as the Server Address
- Click “Done” and join us for an epic adventure!
Join our Discord Community!
Be part of the conversation, share your builds, and stay updated on server events! Join our Discord server here.
More Information
For more information about TowerPixel, visit our website at www.towerpixel.com.
Your journey starts here. Join TowerPixel today!
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Denji’s Alter Ego 1.20.6
Yo, imagine if Denji was a girl on our Minecraft server? Like, she would totally slay all the creepers with her girl power and make the Ender Dragon her pet! Join our server and witness the epicness of Denji as a girl, it’s like a whole new dimension of chaos and fun! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and experience the madness firsthand! -
SassySIL vs. Us Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and one-upmanship in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most epic castle or mine the most diamonds!Forget about petty arguments over whose baby hit milestones first, on our server, the only babies you’ll see are baby zombies trying to attack you (don’t worry, they’re not real babies, just pixelated ones).
Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with competitive in-laws and passive-aggressive comments at family gatherings.
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be competing against is your own creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise there will be no one trying to steal your thunder or upstage your virtual achievements. It’s a win-win situation!
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AuntiePayMyTuitionCraft
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟Are you tired of being set up to fail like this poor international student from the Philippines? Look no further, join our server for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns!
Reasons to join: 1. Our grand-aunt NPCs will never promise to sponsor you and then ghost you when you need them the most. They’re too busy battling creepers to worry about tuition payments! 2. Take on the challenge of studying Personal Support Worker (PSW) in Minecraft and earn points towards Permanent Residency (PR) in our virtual world. Who needs real-life job prospects when you can be a Minecraft PSW? 3. Need extra cash to pay for in-game tuition fees? Start a house cleaning business in Minecraft and earn diamonds instead of dollars. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen messing up your hard work! 4. Experience the thrill of trying to save up for tuition while balancing a part-time job in our server. Can you make enough diamonds to pay off your virtual debts before the semester ends?
So come join us on our server for a crazy, unpredictable journey that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a flaky grand-aunt in real life! Let’s mine, build, and survive together in this wacky Minecraft world. See you there! 😉🎮🔥