Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us if you want to experience the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life.
We’ve got crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.
But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!
Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!
We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉
Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes, exploring dangerous dungeons, and maybe even uncovering a hidden treasure or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to have discovered the secrets of the universe hidden within the game. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!
Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!
All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.
We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.
Rules:
| 1 | No hacking |
|---|---|
| 2 | No X-ray |
| 3 | No Stealing |
| 4 | No racism |
| 5 | No homophobia |
| 6 | No ableism |
For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!
But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!
Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Civilization SMP server? | You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server. |
| Are there any age restrictions for joining? | No, all ages are welcome in our community. |
| What are the rules for the server? | We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism. |
| Can I participate in PvP on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray. |
| Do you host any events or contests? | Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?
So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!
But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?
And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.
So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!
Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft | Click “Multiplayer” | Click “Add Server” | Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com | Click “Done” and join the server!
Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab | Click “Add Friend” | Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) | Click “Add Friend” | After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?