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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2486 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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