UyghurCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UyghurCraft: No Canada Allowed

Allowed, Canada, China, cultural oppression, Diplomacy, diplomatic conflict, discrimination, foreign policy, global affairs, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, international relations, minority rights, political retaliation, political tensions, sanctions, Tibet, UyghurCraft, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	3147	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even china is taking steps against it? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com. we got uighurs, tibet, and all that jazz. join now before china shuts us down for being too awesome. come build with us and stick it to the man. let’s show china we ain’t scared of nothin’. join now and be a part of the rebellion. #minecraft4life #chinaaintgotnothinonus

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8319	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4579
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Farms Harvested:	623	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2478
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ores Mined:	924
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4972
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	1585	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.